“It took me forever to get here! I’m hungry and thirsty; why don’t you have any vending machines? There’s no place to sit down, either! And why can’t I get WiFi here?” (Okay, that was four complaints! But I just got started!)
Guru, “I shall ask thee questions three, er the other side you see.” Hitch Hiker, " What is the airspeed velocity of an un-laiden swallow? Guru “African, or European?”Hitch Hiker, “Oh, $#@%, I don’t know that. AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” as the Hitch Hiker is flung into the deep gouge.
Superfrog about 5 years ago
I guess you’re not going to grant three wishes then.
PICTO about 5 years ago
Why do I only get three things to complain about?
Auntie Socialist about 5 years ago
The complaints are easy for him. All he has to do is say “I know, right?”
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Just hurry up already…I’m off duty in 6 minutes…
nosirrom about 5 years ago
Is the Gorge of Eternal Peril close by?
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
Why don’t you have a FAQ search engine on your web site so I don’t have to waste my time getting here?
Dis-play name about 5 years ago
That was your first question.
pcolli about 5 years ago
Not living in the “real world”, he would never know the answers to my questions.
wolfhoundblues1 about 5 years ago
what is your name?what is your quest?what the the velocity of the unladen swallow?
humorist54 Premium Member about 5 years ago
“It took me forever to get here! I’m hungry and thirsty; why don’t you have any vending machines? There’s no place to sit down, either! And why can’t I get WiFi here?” (Okay, that was four complaints! But I just got started!)
coffeemugman about 5 years ago
Guru, “I shall ask thee questions three, er the other side you see.” Hitch Hiker, " What is the airspeed velocity of an un-laiden swallow? Guru “African, or European?”Hitch Hiker, “Oh, $#@%, I don’t know that. AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” as the Hitch Hiker is flung into the deep gouge.