Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 01, 2021
January 29, 2021
February 02, 2021
Transcript:
"I lie awake at night, Cow. I lie awake at night and it terrifies me." "What if bears finally knew what they had? What if they realized that all they needed to do was organize their numbers, develop a common bear language..." "...Invent and learn to use technologies that rival or surpass our own, create a system of bear government with the wherewithal to legislate and declare war, and have the bear tenacity to carry out that declaration?" "Let's pray they never do." "I think I just gave myself an ulcer."
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Develop technology that they can use without breaking one of their giant nails.
Strod almost 4 years ago
Let’s just hope that the Bearpocalypse is at least led by Wiley Bears.
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
Let’s not tell Billy about the Rodent Revolution
6th Billiard Ball Student almost 4 years ago
Standing awake at night might be a preferable position.
Font Lady Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The right to arm bears.