Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 28, 2022

Transcript:

"So your dad quashed the whole moat idea?" "Yeah, he freaked when the alligator attacked Martin." "I was digging a moat to make our family safe." "At least now we'll be safer from gator attack." "Look, the world's a scary place, but digging moats isn't the answer. I mean, what comes next, catapults?" "THAT's IT!!" "I knew right before I said it."