Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 29, 2024

Transcript:

Billy says, "I wonder what the true reperesentation of elves is." Billy says, "Are they diminutive creatures adept at making cokies and toys, or are they the tall, fair, immortal beings from Tolkien lore?" Cow says, "I bet he knows." Tokien says, "It's a secret now that only fire can tell!" Billy says, "I paid him, why wont he leave us alone?" Cow says, "Maybe give hima cookie."