He needs a scooter so he won’t have to walk to the mail box any more, so he can get sick more, and take more pills, and go to the hospital sooner and so he can die sooner…because he didn’t have to walk to the mail box any more.
It’s called arthritis, you two comedians. You know, that problem you think only other people get, that makes your joints scream in agony? Not everything is caused by laziness, though your opinion of Pluggers sure was…
Arthritis, osteoporosis, etc … that’s why I’ve loaded up on my vitamins every single day without fail for over 20 years now. I’m only in my early 40’s but I’m trying my very best and hoping like hell to ward off as many future health problems as I can so that I can be more like Betty White — a very spritely 89 year old! — and less like this guy … contemplating getting a scooter in order to get around.
Just to set the record straight, this “Comedian” will turn 80 in June, once crippled from osteo-arthritis (15 years ago), am still taking gobbs of supplements, 1 RX every other day, excersising and sprint up and down stairs. Other than that, I feel more like fourty. Takes will power to do the right things, and I encourage others to do the same no matter their age. Avoid those who pull you down with negative thoughts. Start NOW to live life and become a HEALTHY “Old Plugger”. Be blessed.
LuvThemPluggers over 13 years ago
Also, the hearing aid store and Neptune Society. Somebody is trying to tell us something!
Charles Evans Premium Member over 13 years ago
And if they pre qualify you and your insurance denies coverage, they’ll give it to you free. What a deal.
Yukoneric over 13 years ago
Dang, wondered why I was receiving those……
bossyheifer over 13 years ago
If you can walk to your mailbox, why do you need a scooter?
EarlWash over 13 years ago
He needs a scooter so he won’t have to walk to the mail box any more, so he can get sick more, and take more pills, and go to the hospital sooner and so he can die sooner…because he didn’t have to walk to the mail box any more.
wanderwolf over 13 years ago
It’s called arthritis, you two comedians. You know, that problem you think only other people get, that makes your joints scream in agony? Not everything is caused by laziness, though your opinion of Pluggers sure was…
tedcoop over 13 years ago
wanderwolf, don’t mind them – they’re just not Pluggers, they don’t understand.
FishStix, I’ll take the Bass Pro Shop catalog, thanks – just keep me off those other two mailing lists, please.
Gretchen's Mom over 13 years ago
Arthritis, osteoporosis, etc … that’s why I’ve loaded up on my vitamins every single day without fail for over 20 years now. I’m only in my early 40’s but I’m trying my very best and hoping like hell to ward off as many future health problems as I can so that I can be more like Betty White — a very spritely 89 year old! — and less like this guy … contemplating getting a scooter in order to get around.
EarlWash over 13 years ago
Just to set the record straight, this “Comedian” will turn 80 in June, once crippled from osteo-arthritis (15 years ago), am still taking gobbs of supplements, 1 RX every other day, excersising and sprint up and down stairs. Other than that, I feel more like fourty. Takes will power to do the right things, and I encourage others to do the same no matter their age. Avoid those who pull you down with negative thoughts. Start NOW to live life and become a HEALTHY “Old Plugger”. Be blessed.