Nothing like him, right. Except for being foiled by Dick Tracy.
“Don’t forget about the flies.”
Right, the flies — they haven’t been around lately so yeah I forgot about the flies. Okay… nothing like him except for Tracy and the flies.
“What about the booby-trapped law books?”
The books! Can’t forget about those, so yeah, nothing like him except for Tracy, the flies, and the books.
“Is that his uncle’s bow tie he’s wearing?”
Wait, what? Hey, that’s right, Flyface always wore bow ties too. So… wait a sec while I grab a pencil and note pad, this is gettin’ to be some list. So, nothing like him except for Tracy, the flies, the books, and the bow tie. Yep, Doc, you certainly go your own…
“Didn’t Uncle Flyface also go to prison for shooting someone?”
Aw, fer cryin’ out loud! So… nothing like him except for… Nah, never mind. I quit!
I once had the last 10 minutes of a Family Matters cut off due to being cut to the all “important” but stupid OJ chase scene already in progress. The show was rerun at a later time so no harm no foul.
1-DT: You’re in for it now Doc. You know what happens to pretty boys like you in prison. 2-DOC: It wasn’t me. I didn’t know the gun was loaded. I thought I was shooting at a bunch of ‘CAUTION CURVE AHEAD’ signs like I did as a boy in the country. Which one of those do you like best Tracy? I gotta a million of ‘em. But I think I’ll go with: You got no prints on the gun or witnesses so you got no case. So take a hike flatfoot. 3-DT: Well, if some deft application of the rubber hose doesn’t get a confession out of you we’ll sweat Lola Eyeque till she rolls over on you like a trained dog, like a steam roller on a new paved road, like my restless-sleeping, blanket-hogging girlfriend. DOC: Lola don’t sweat easy Tracy. She only wears a swimsuit ya know. DT: Hoo boy do I ever! YOWZA! AIIII YOOOOOO GAAAA!!!
How many sets of cuffs does Tracy have anyway? He cuffed Sally, now he cuffs Doc…. i dont know of any cops that carry more than one set of cuffs at a time. Tho we could speculate that he was assuming there would be at LEAST two people to apprehend, Mitchell and Doc so that would make sense as to why he has extras…
By the by….. working on part three of “DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND” today.. have some errands that i (didnt want to) run last week so i will try and “make it a double” today
Doc hasn’t quite grown up too. Sounds much like a 10 year old. “…I go my own way, I’m nothing like him…” Some never grow up, some grow up by the point of a stick. (moi, sigh)
Great art. Justice is served and the play may go on. Love the Patterson Playhouse setting. Starting the story with an attempt on Tracy’s life was a good move. Vitamin and Kandi are strong members of the cast. My money is on Sally singing long and loud. Doc better watch his back in jail. The higher ups won’t take the loss of pure snow lightly. Best to take Doc’s tie, suspenders and shoelaces before locking his cell. Wouldn’t want any mishaps…
Doc is apprehended and cuffed without Tracy or any of the other cops having to fire a shot. Well done!
Jack Magnus will recover. Sally may sing and even eventually be rehabilitated, even if she is a dimwitted sunlamp-loving bathing suit fetishist. The show must go on, and since probably everyone’s adrenalin is way up, it will be a bang-up performance (perhaps the first time Our Town ever actually thrilled anyone). Vitamin Flintheart somehow manages to win again! The Patterson prospers….
Neil Wick over 5 years ago
Good morning™, arresting officers!
A life lesson for Doc. His life took a wrong turn somewhere along the way. That’s two perps in handcuffs, just Mitchell to go.
DaJellyBelly over 5 years ago
So long Doc, hope the guy you shot lives. This way it will only be *attempted" murder!!
22ph over 5 years ago
The flies have abandoned Doc… like rats on a sinking ship
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
He is prince of the flies no more. And he followed right in his father’s footsteps anyway.
artsyguy65 over 5 years ago
Nothing like him, right. Except for being foiled by Dick Tracy.
“Don’t forget about the flies.”
Right, the flies — they haven’t been around lately so yeah I forgot about the flies. Okay… nothing like him except for Tracy and the flies.
“What about the booby-trapped law books?”
The books! Can’t forget about those, so yeah, nothing like him except for Tracy, the flies, and the books.
“Is that his uncle’s bow tie he’s wearing?”
Wait, what? Hey, that’s right, Flyface always wore bow ties too. So… wait a sec while I grab a pencil and note pad, this is gettin’ to be some list. So, nothing like him except for Tracy, the flies, the books, and the bow tie. Yep, Doc, you certainly go your own…
“Didn’t Uncle Flyface also go to prison for shooting someone?”
Aw, fer cryin’ out loud! So… nothing like him except for… Nah, never mind. I quit!
Gent over 5 years ago
“And you destroyed two of my lovely yellow raincoats, doc. You’re going to pay for that as well!”
therese_callahan2002 over 5 years ago
So you go your own way? Well, now, you can call it another lonely day, Doc.
Me_ over 5 years ago
Will Tracy spell out Doc’s Miranda rigths?
iggyman over 5 years ago
Any explanation why Doc always wears gloves?
HarryCK over 5 years ago
@ WhizzlePuzz
Is this the show ? If you are on one of these you can finish it.
https://abc.go.com/shows/holey-moley/episode-guide/season-01/10-power-of-the-fanny-pack
Looks like it is here too but don’t know if it is a safe place as I have never looked at anything here.
https://awanbiru-movie.website/series/362348/1/10/power-of-the-fanny-pack-season-1-episode-10.html
I once had the last 10 minutes of a Family Matters cut off due to being cut to the all “important” but stupid OJ chase scene already in progress. The show was rerun at a later time so no harm no foul.
HarryCK over 5 years ago
Good morning™, gaffled goofers !
Like uncle like nephew. Sally can do nicely for herself if she gives up the earlier shooting. I will be looking for a “spread” in the next issue… :-)
crobinson019 over 5 years ago
If only Doc had cleaned the Fly Specks off HIS specs…
Another Take over 5 years ago
1-DT: You’re in for it now Doc. You know what happens to pretty boys like you in prison. 2-DOC: It wasn’t me. I didn’t know the gun was loaded. I thought I was shooting at a bunch of ‘CAUTION CURVE AHEAD’ signs like I did as a boy in the country. Which one of those do you like best Tracy? I gotta a million of ‘em. But I think I’ll go with: You got no prints on the gun or witnesses so you got no case. So take a hike flatfoot. 3-DT: Well, if some deft application of the rubber hose doesn’t get a confession out of you we’ll sweat Lola Eyeque till she rolls over on you like a trained dog, like a steam roller on a new paved road, like my restless-sleeping, blanket-hogging girlfriend. DOC: Lola don’t sweat easy Tracy. She only wears a swimsuit ya know. DT: Hoo boy do I ever! YOWZA! AIIII YOOOOOO GAAAA!!!
jrankin1959 over 5 years ago
And Doc? Get a new prescription for eyeglasses…
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
Nobody crosses Tracy.
tsull2121 over 5 years ago
How many sets of cuffs does Tracy have anyway? He cuffed Sally, now he cuffs Doc…. i dont know of any cops that carry more than one set of cuffs at a time. Tho we could speculate that he was assuming there would be at LEAST two people to apprehend, Mitchell and Doc so that would make sense as to why he has extras…
tsull2121 over 5 years ago
By the by….. working on part three of “DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND” today.. have some errands that i (didnt want to) run last week so i will try and “make it a double” today
kantuck-nadie over 5 years ago
Doc hasn’t quite grown up too. Sounds much like a 10 year old. “…I go my own way, I’m nothing like him…” Some never grow up, some grow up by the point of a stick. (moi, sigh)
Pequod over 5 years ago
Cuffs go click
Lil’ Doc feels sick
Seems crime does not pay.
Flies abscond
Gone is the blond
So much she can say.
Tracy wins
Jack Magus mends
Doc is off to jail.
Many try
With a dry eye
All of them do fail.
Pequod over 5 years ago
Great art. Justice is served and the play may go on. Love the Patterson Playhouse setting. Starting the story with an attempt on Tracy’s life was a good move. Vitamin and Kandi are strong members of the cast. My money is on Sally singing long and loud. Doc better watch his back in jail. The higher ups won’t take the loss of pure snow lightly. Best to take Doc’s tie, suspenders and shoelaces before locking his cell. Wouldn’t want any mishaps…
tsull2121 over 5 years ago
Part 3 and Part 4 of “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” has been posted to the Dick Tracy Crimestoppers Network Group
buckman-j over 5 years ago
Is it over yet? I want to see how Our Town turns out.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Doc is apprehended and cuffed without Tracy or any of the other cops having to fire a shot. Well done!
Jack Magnus will recover. Sally may sing and even eventually be rehabilitated, even if she is a dimwitted sunlamp-loving bathing suit fetishist. The show must go on, and since probably everyone’s adrenalin is way up, it will be a bang-up performance (perhaps the first time Our Town ever actually thrilled anyone). Vitamin Flintheart somehow manages to win again! The Patterson prospers….
jrankin1959 over 5 years ago
ssledge over 5 years ago
I don’t understand this. How did Doc get from Tracy handcuffing him to the ICU?