Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 26, 2019

Bedtime would be the best time. Warren would put them right under.

And she’ll do it too.

better her than trump.

At least she will know what she’s talking about.

When we go out, we leave the TV on for the dog (the noise keeps him from hearing some street sounds and keeps him calmer). We turn on animal planet – to turn on CNN or FOX would be considered animal cruelty given the intelligence of a dog.

The kids won’t know it’s just a rubber tomahawk.

Child abuse. Though perhaps they could set her straight on how the economy works.

My grandmother used to threaten to speak to us like a Deutsch uncle. She probably meant my Uncle Heinrich. That you didn’t want.

She has a plan for that!

Elizabeth Warren just might take you to the dark side. The way she jumps around might show a sense of energy you don’t want to see.

Right after she has…..a beer.