Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 31, 2019

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    zorak950  about 5 years ago

    Wishing for more wishes is allowed, but only one at a time.

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    Jungle Empress  about 5 years ago

    I wish to give Tommy a belly rub. That’s a valid wish, right? :D

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    dmah Premium Member about 5 years ago

    When I’m with my grandnephew and grandniece, I wish for their wishes to come true … I do it for my hubby, too, when he’s on the losing end of the wishbone! ;)

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    DennisinSeattle  about 5 years ago

    There will be no shortage of dandelions to wish on, it appears. Tommy, wish for a little more summer, please. The sun is setting before 8, for goodness sake!

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    serenasakitty  about 5 years ago

    Summer is ending way too soon.

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    Strob Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Monkey Paw” refers to the horrifying short story where wishes are granted in a fashion that makes you wish you’d never wished them. I would have expected this reference to show up on “Swan Eaters” before I ever saw it here.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey%27s_Paw

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    Sue Ellen  about 5 years ago

    Burt is obviously a well read cat! Be careful what you wish for…your wish may be granted!

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    ikini Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I like that they are now recommending you leave the first dandelions of spring alone so the early bees have something to eat. That’s what I do until my Linaria bloom. (Native bees really love Linaria.)

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Don’t get confused and blow on the microphone.

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      about 5 years ago

    You can never have too many wishes.

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    Lady Bri  about 5 years ago

    TOMMY!!!! And you’re right! Wishes can be very complicated. Sometimes what you think you want isn’t really what you need. ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((huge engulfing bear hugs, head boops and bumps going out to everyone who needs them))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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    Tog  about 5 years ago

    It sounds an interesting interesting tale so I just downloaded a free copy on Amazon Unlimited. I think I saw a similar story in one of those horror films that Amicus used to make. Tales from they crypt or some such title.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “The Kitty’s Paw,” tonight just after “Our IX Lives.”

    Teaser video… A saloon in the old, wild West. The swinging door is pushed open. It’s close to the floor because it’s a cat door. Puck, dressed in full cowboy regalia steps into the saloon and says to the room at large, "I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my paw….

    Also: In the kind of medical emergencies we’ve seen on “Our IX Lives,” do they summon help by dialing IX I I?

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    DM3456  about 5 years ago

    Tommy is so sweet and gentle. And he has a quiet wisdom. The last panel was so beautiful I teared up a little.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’ve never understood why dandelions are considered weeds.

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    cat19632001  about 5 years ago

    I wish I may, I wish I might ….

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    Alicelth Premium Member about 5 years ago

    There’s another folklore about blowing on dandelion fluff. The number of breaths it takes to blow all the fluff off is what time it is. Haven’t tested that but do remember reading it in a book somewhere…mostly called clock flower. Here’s a couple of links:

    https://fohn.net/dandelion-pictures/folklore.html

    https://kidbucketlist.com.au/2014/06/13/clock-flower-telling-time-with-a-dandelion-globe/

    I wish everyone in the Orb a very enjoyable, happy and safe Labor day weekend!

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    GSD Mom Premium Member about 5 years ago

    After hearing of the story of the three wishes, my very first thought was that you could use your last wish for 3 more wishes.

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    Nuliajuk  about 5 years ago

    I don’t have to blow on dandelion seed heads myself. The city waits until a windy day when all the seed heads are in their fuzzy glory before sending someone to mow the dandelions on the medians and verges. Seeds for all!

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    oops Premium Member about 5 years ago

    OT, but… yesterday a close friend was hit head-on while driving to work early in the morning. LSS, she was airlifted to the nearest trauma facility. She’s going to make it, but, for the time being, will remain in Trauma ICU with multiple injuries. She and her husband are the parents of 3 boys under the age of 5, one newly born with issues which required open heart surgeries shortly after birth. I know the Orb is good at prayers, so I’m hoping you will all be willing to send a few to my friend. She has a loving and supportive family wrapped around her, but I figured a few extra prayers couldn’t hurt. And thank you all :):)

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    davanden  about 5 years ago

    The whole wishing thing always goes wrong. Best to play it safe: https://xkcd.com/2193/

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  about 5 years ago

    I’d wish for more, Tommy cats!

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    heysarahjo  about 5 years ago

    Aww. I’d totally buy a print to frame for my wall of the last panel with no balloons!

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    BillJackson2  about 5 years ago

    OT: Spreadsheets

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    I wish for more fishes. And more food.

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    Georgia Dunn creator about 5 years ago

    My Opa was an incredible storyteller, and he decided to tell me the Monkey’s Paw in the growing dim of a thunderstorm late one afternoon. I still remember sitting on the floor of the living room, just able to see him on the couch, as his voice grew quiet and then booming and quiet again. When the son returned with a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK (My Opa’s fist discreetly knocking on the wall) I about jumped out of my skin! He told us many stories growing up, but ‘The Monkey’s Paw’, ‘Rumpelstiltskin’, and a Chinese fairy tale about a beautiful maiden and her carp friend (much like Cinderella and the fairy godmother) were repeated favorites. He also told me the entirety of Jane Eyre over several visits when I was 9-10. Later when I read the book, I realized he had spoken many passages word for word from memory. He was a terrific grandfather, I was very lucky to have him.

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    RobertaPyle  about 5 years ago

    What an amazing granddad! I lost both grandfathers by the age of 11 or 12, and would have liked to know them better.

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    asrialfeeple  about 5 years ago

    Like me, eh Tommy. They said I couldn’t wish for more wishes and I couoldn’t even wish I could.

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    Code the Enforcer  about 5 years ago

    Well, Tommy … Disney’s ‘Aladdin Genie’ doesn’t allow THAT (extra wishes)!! … Oh, right … These are dandelions we’re talkin’ ’bout, here!! … … Carry On!! :)

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    ronaldalbertansley  about 5 years ago

    dose your crazy kitty have catnip today ?

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    genej101  about 5 years ago

    Opa? German grandfather? You might enjoy Nina Willner’s Forty Autumns, the story of how her family was divided by the partitioning of Germany. Her Opa plays a strong role in what is an amazing story and book.

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Two days without Robin. Are we doomed?

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    Janet Gamble Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’d wish for world peace…but that’s probably not going to happen…okay, I wish for a BLT, with melted pepper jack cheese!

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    skipper1992  about 5 years ago

    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    I forget if I have mentioned it in here previously, but I am a regular blood donor. I donated today as part of my regular donation cycle, but they reminded me that with Hurricane Dorian coming, supplies are likely to be tighter than they already are. If you are eligible to donate blood, please consider doing so over the next few days. Thanks!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I took a client to whale watch today. We saw whales, and more. We had a flight of pelicans fly past us at eye level, very close.

    AND when we were in Depoe Bay we got to see a couple of Eagles! Woo Hoo!

    For some reason the charter fishing company is no longer throwing the leavings from cleaning fish into the harbor. One of the boats is going out the mouth of the harbor and dumping the offal. We saw two different Eagles swoop in and grab something and fly it back to land.

    The gulls part in front of the Eagles, like Moses parting the red sea. :D

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    knight1192a  about 5 years ago

    I don’t see them as a weed. They can be cooked and served as a vegetable, the roots can be used as a coffee bean substitute, the petals are used to make dandelion wine, they actually help to ripen fruit, and I just learned a few months ago that dandelions are a prognosticator for how healthy your yard really is. Too many dandelions is a sign of too much of a certain nutrient in the ground, too few is a sign of poor yard health.

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    C and O 2666  about 5 years ago

    My idea is that anything can be a weed if it’s growing where you don’t want it.

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