B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 29, 2019

Well, not completely poisonous, but it is green! I think that’s a clear warning sign.

Co-optional podcast all ready covered this.https://youtu.be/gM8NXCUlbVM?t=58

“Brought to You by the Processed Meat Manufacturers of America!”

Kale recipe for the Australian bush traveler: Place kale and an axe head in a pot of water over the fire. Simmer until the axe head is tender … Originally presented as a recipe for cooking an Australian Cockatoo (bird) but also works here.

Yucky yes. But not poisonous.

Pres. Geo. H.W. Bush should have taken a stand on Kale, instead of Broccoli.

Personally, I prefer low-kale meals.

I have never eaten kale. I’m not opposed to trying it, but have not found the need to do so.

kale recipes…https://www.allrecipes.com/recipes/2442/fruits-and-vegetables/vegetables/greens/kale/

Real humans eat anything, including a lot of stuff that either starts out as poisonous, and sometimes still is.

Should be eating the dinosaur kale.

Kale, arugula, seaweed. . .BIG change from iceberg lettuce drenched in French or Thousand island dressing. ..

Next thing will be telling us that beets are super foods. Good luck with that one.

Ewwww. Kale EWWWW

Does Kale cause the loss of a leg?Not fun to hobble along on a peg leg,Pete ;)

Next week they blow the lid off the “pet poison poinsettia” urban legend.

There are traitors among us men.. probably sold out to some pretty in a revealing leopard skin robe. However science has come to our rescue.. Kale is a No No if you are on a common blood thinner so we still have an excuse if you are able to fib a little.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Kale salad, kale shakes, kale cake, kale me now…

AMEN, BROTHER!

Is it too late to start that rumor again?

Hey – kale is very good if you make Kale Soup like the Portuguese. Fresh kale; diced potatoes; white beans; diced onions-sauteed; LOTSA- linguica and chorizo( Rhode Island style)LOTS. Add water and simmer till potatoes are tender. Put the kale in last just before serving. Great Stuff! the Sausage kills the taste of the kale and the kale makes it slightly less deadly.

Maybe not. Do the pickers wash their hands?

If my wife reads this I’m in trouble.

Didn’t the same thing happen with tomatoes?

Oh fer heaven’s sake, it’s a VEG-E-TABLE (thank you , Steve Martin): JUST SAY NO!!!!!

Back in the day when I managed a restaurant, we used kale for display purposes for our salads. The dang stuff never wilted or lost it’s color. We’d have never considered eating it!

I’m in the 10% to whom kale and cilantro taste like soap… yep, my mom used soap as needed to clean up our language.

Wiley, may you get caught in a sudden desert downpour followed by a flash flood.