Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 22, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    I want to find the guy that came up with the term “cultural appropriation” and appropriate him some common sense.

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    Cheapskate0  about 5 years ago

    Not sure what to comment.

    From what I can tell, people are so proud of being “politically IN-correct,” what Stephan describes above doesn’t ring a bell at all.

    All the “political correctness” crowd was trying to do was get people to be more polite to each other.

    Oh! I forgot! The rage to day is to be as outrageous as possible, to insult as many people as possible!

    Somewhere along the way, we forgot the admonition of the Bible, Book of Mormon, and many other religious books: PRIDE IS ALWAYS A SIN.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    This comic landed in the 4th or 5th frame for me.

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Reading between the lines, I’m guessing Pastis failed to get anyone to look at his latest manuscript.

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    KennethJohnson  about 5 years ago

    Leave chris rock out!

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    Is this referring to a real book, an African-American traveling through China with a magic rock?

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    Put in “RED” instead of “READ” and you have a slogan from many decades ago…… but like a wise person once said in your rush to change things try not to become what you are trying to replace ;-) ……. Croc Power!

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    asrialfeeple  about 5 years ago

    “This comic offends me. It’s career endeth!”

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member about 5 years ago

    …which sadly is why movies like “Blazing Saddles” can’t be made anymore.

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    wrloftis  about 5 years ago

    I think Petey Otterloop will LOVE the book about a rock.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Political correctness….god forbid a kid gets hurt feelings because he lost a BB game…. he gets a trophy anyways…example……god forbid a person applies for a job and doesn’t get hired because he/she is not American, so they sue and accuse employer of islamaphobia and or discrimination.. Employer is forced to hire….this is total bullcrap! Political correctness is a manipulative tool to get what you want…god forbid their feelings get hurt.

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    PC world striketh again!

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    Masterskrain  about 5 years ago

    As for the P.C. crowd… SCREW EM’ !!!!

    You got a problem with that? Come talk to me. I’m the Gay guy wearing the Leather Kilt!

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    jessie d.  about 5 years ago

    World, I present thee with a cartoon about a white cartoonist and his drawing pen trying to make a buck traveling through capitalism. Tis greed, his career flourishes.

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    Snolep  about 5 years ago

    Rock me mama….oh, wait! Doesn’t “Old Crow Medicine Show” seem like a career endeth-ing name in some way?

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    What’s really happening in this world is OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS BEING SILENCED by manipulative groups who WANT TO BE SUPERIOR, by causing grief to others AND BANKING THEY’LL GIVE IN TO THEIR WHINES AND Fake grievances ……WE MUST STAND OUR GROUND AND HONOR OUR CONSTITUTION!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Alternate title: “Triggered Happy”. ;D

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Meanwhile, conservatives tried to end cartoonist Wiley Miller’s career for a squiggle that MIGHT be interpreted as the F word directed at Trump.

    And they get offended when a store clerk says “Happy Holidays” because it was a friendly greeting, but not the exact friendly greeting they wanted.

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    nitromicro  about 5 years ago

    Is this strip actually trying to convince us the world is round?

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    Ellis97  about 5 years ago

    Every day with these guys.

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    Radish...   about 5 years ago

    Be like Pastis,offend everyone.

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    We has seen the enemy  about 5 years ago

    “Exposing an illusion is not the same as revealing a truth”― Pt Barnum

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    johndifool  about 5 years ago

    Is it a pet rock?

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    ckeller  about 5 years ago

    Is there supposed to be a difference of some sort between the story proposal in the first panel and the one in the second?

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    RobinHood  about 5 years ago

    But it wasn’t a rock, it was a rock lobster.

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    MooseMaple  about 5 years ago

    To explain: a VERY small, VERY loud, organized cadre of radical left-wing extremists on social media have virtually taken over Young Adult (YA) publishing by doing EXACTLY what is portrayed in this cartoon. Publishers, agents, authors, and the media that reports on writing and publishing are completely cowed by this group. They are now publishing only pablum out of fear of angering them. See https://www.vulture.com/2017/08/the-toxic-drama-of-ya-twitter.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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    tripwire45  about 5 years ago

    Not sure what Cheapskate0 is complaining about but yes, political correctness is about trying to control what people say and think.

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    Cerabooge  about 5 years ago

    I expected the next-to-last panel to be followed by the woman using a large rock on World.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Looks like the earth is still ticked off about that other planet traffic accident about 6-billion years ago and it could not find a lawyer that would take the matter to court. And after, all day and night it just gets mooned.

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    streetbeater  about 5 years ago

    “It always sumpting!” – Roseanne Roseannadanna

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    Personally, I enjoy a good rock-throwing.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I find the irony is that those who scream “intolerant” the loudest are usually intolerant of other views besides their own.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………….

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    Display  about 5 years ago

    Treat everyone with the respect that you want to receive. That said, I want a bumper sticker that says, “Ban guns for non-gender specific unborn baby whales that believe the earth is triangular.”

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    Caldonia  about 5 years ago

    Pastis was drunk when he wrote this?

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    magdala666  about 5 years ago

    I heard the politically correct message as “treat other people the way you would want to be treated.” Doesn’t seem particularly hard—you just have to acknowledge that other people are, you know, people.

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    gnome  about 5 years ago

    I’m not seeing much correctness in our current politics.

    the surest way to please no one, is to try and please everyone.

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    David Peters  about 5 years ago

    Free speech is dead

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    JasonBall  about 5 years ago

    Pastis does a lot of comics making fun of the right, and a lot making fun of the left. No one has a right to be upset with him because he’s the ultimate neutral offender.

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    Brett Juilly  about 5 years ago

    World, I present thee a creative work about paper and scissors.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Listen to Rat and learn, Pig! His screed against the PC Police is valid….

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    GeorgeInAZ  about 5 years ago

    Many of the comments show that Mr. Pastis is right.

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    jdsven  about 5 years ago

    Someone once said that if we got rid of every book that offended someone, then all we’d be left with is T.V. Guide.

    At least until the Kardashians grace the cover.

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    The pendulum swingeth, from one extreme to the other. First people are inexcusably “politically incorrect”, so some people complain. Others become fanatical complainers all too ready to take offense at everything said. That goes on for a while until people start realizing that those trying to force their umbrage on society are equally annoying, and we wind up with comics making fun of excessive insistence on being “politically correct”.

    “That is a beautiful black woman.”

    “You sexist, racist, beauty-focused bigot! How dare you compliment someone using wording which I strongly disapprove!”

    “Aw go crawl back in your hole you asinine moron. No one asked your opinion.”

    And so… instead of everyone cutting people slack because we’re all flawed humans, instead of people just trying to get along, we have a whole bunch of people trying to force their personal opinions down each other’s throats and telling everyone else what do do… because their own personal opinions are of course The. Way. Things. Are.

    Welcome to mankind. NO WAIT… I mean… HUMANkind. No… no… don’t hurt me…. noooo put down that computer keyboard you’re hiding behind. Nooooooooooo……!!!!

    ; ) <—- this is a politically correct emoticon indicating the above is satire, so people don’t roast me over a fire for saying something that’s possibly true but with which they heartily disagree so I flat well better put a smiley wink there so as not to offend their easily-offended sensibilities. ; ) <—- another smiley wink just for insurance.

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    OldManMontgomery  about 5 years ago

    You fail to understand the concept of pride. “Stupid” is politically correct.

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