Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 26, 2019

Can one commit debauchery by oneself?

For you there should be a shrine.

“What’d you expect, a shrine?”

“No. That’s the problem.”

There’s a very funny scene in Family Guy where Lois and the family are standing in front of her old university and she says something like it’s been so long since she was here she can’t remember very much about it. Stewie then says “Well, go lie on your back with your ankles behind your ears, that should help ring a few bells”.

“You sound celluar”? Did people really say that?

The debauchery at my university was done at Argyle Lake State Park. At the entrance to the park, there was a sign pointing the direction that the university students were to go for access to the student’s side of the lake. Everyone else went the opposite direction to get to the family side of the lake. The locals still called the radio talk shows to complain about the moral environment to which their children were exposed.

One can try.

In the Little Church, they’d sing a hymn to Zonker, but keep forgetting the words.