Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 23, 2019

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    Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    More to the point, what does turtle taste like?

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      over 5 years ago

    Never eat turtle food, Mittens.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    #backawayfromtheturtlesmittens

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    michaeljwolff  over 5 years ago

    Are these those little turtles you used to be able to buy in five-and-dime stores? Back when there were five-and-dime stores?

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    stairsteppublishing  over 5 years ago

    Why do turtles have to be evicted during casino overnight?

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    cat19632001  over 5 years ago

    #turtleplaytoy

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    I the the whole point of pet reptiles was that they didn’t eat very often.

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Don’t get snappy.” Terrific pun!

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    skipper1992  over 5 years ago

    What do turtles eat, anyway?

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