It’s a lovely, sunny and hot bank holiday weekend here and the annual food and drink festival took place. I have to admit to getting stuck into bratwurst from one one of the stalls. Well, it’d have been rude not to. Luckily it wasn’t made in 3000bc. I think. I’ll let you know later.
I am amazed someone took the time to figure out putting ground meat into the intestines. Don’t get me wrong, I love sausage – just can’t get a visual of someone doing that and saying “this is good”.
Re the sloths’ reason for holding their breath: From “travelandleisure.com”: Sloths are ridiculously good swimmers. Sloths can swim three times faster than they can walk on land. And because of their ability to slow their heart rates to one-third its normal rate, they can also hold their breath for a whopping 40 minutes under water. Oct 20 2018
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
and do any cells in the nose have the ability to taste?
SpaceBuckaroo about 5 years ago
Yeah, but every time I try to use my tongue to smell, people get offended. ; )
Just kidding.
Gent about 5 years ago
But it still remains a mystery that why did those ancient people squeeze the sausage juice into a cup.
Tog about 5 years ago
It’s a lovely, sunny and hot bank holiday weekend here and the annual food and drink festival took place. I have to admit to getting stuck into bratwurst from one one of the stalls. Well, it’d have been rude not to. Luckily it wasn’t made in 3000bc. I think. I’ll let you know later.
scpandich about 5 years ago
But why would a sloth have to hold its breath for forty minutes?
BearsDown Premium Member about 5 years ago
Fun fact: all smells are comprised of particles floating in the air. Think of that the next time you “taste” an awful odor!
cdnalor about 5 years ago
Yes, and those cells smell especially bad in the morning.
Smokie about 5 years ago
I am amazed someone took the time to figure out putting ground meat into the intestines. Don’t get me wrong, I love sausage – just can’t get a visual of someone doing that and saying “this is good”.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
Snauseges came along after the bible was written. So they’re much more important. ~ Fido
jvn about 5 years ago
Sloths: is there anything they can’t do? Besides sprinting.
comixbomix about 5 years ago
Always wondered about the mysterious absence of sausages in the scriptures…although I think there was frankincense…
preacherman Premium Member about 5 years ago
Why, pray tell, would a sloth want or need to hold their breath for 40 minutes? I hadn’t heard of diving sloths lately.
well-i-never about 5 years ago
Heck, that’s nothing – my armpit has the ability to smell.
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
Eat some fish and onions and – Boy! Do they smell…
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
Would someone please tell the archaeologists that what the people in those ancient paintings are grabbing aren’t sausages…
pearlsbs about 5 years ago
Why aren’t people with bad breath saying “YUCK!” all the time?
MaryannGrayWhitten about 5 years ago
Having snotted salt water, I will tell you that the nose can taste salt.
El Cobbo Grande about 5 years ago
Ewwwww
finnygirl Premium Member about 5 years ago
Re the sloths’ reason for holding their breath: From “travelandleisure.com”: Sloths are ridiculously good swimmers. Sloths can swim three times faster than they can walk on land. And because of their ability to slow their heart rates to one-third its normal rate, they can also hold their breath for a whopping 40 minutes under water. Oct 20 2018
gopher gofer about 5 years ago
so mouthwash is to your smelly tongue what roll-on is to your stinky pits…?
Spock about 5 years ago
The Bible was written? I thought it was chiseled, inspired by HIM! He who gave the sausage also… (because everything comes from him, right?)