Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 21, 2019

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    “You Ratbag, Jenkins! 17 times you’ve made me look like an idiot in front of… Hey! RJ-17!”

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    I have perfected the silent stare, which seems to work quite well. I have several:

    The stare of loathing and disgust (seldom warranted, but very effective.

    The stare of astonished outrage (I just imagine him peeing on my shoe)

    The stare at the unbelievably stupid (This is where I started. Apparently it comes naturally, when in the presence of unbelievable stupidity)

    The stare of unquenchable lust (Harder than it sounds, because if you need to use it, then you’re far from feeling lustful. It is, however very effective on stuffed-shirt people of your own gender)

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    destry1970  over 5 years ago

    I just throw them in the garbage and my boss gos why me.

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