I'm home! And here comes Fred, an avid MAS member- Hello Fred- that's a lovely welcome! Master's Appreciation Society! And what time do you call this?! I fear I may be the sole member this evening!
So he had a piece of chalk behind his ear and he told his wife that was very sorry but he had been sleeping with his secretary. His wife noticed the chalk and said “You ruddy liar, you’ve been down to the pub playing darts again!!”
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
That is adorably cute.
Francine Long over 13 years ago
And some people wonder why some of us love our dogs so much!
BigChiefDesoto over 13 years ago
So he had a piece of chalk behind his ear and he told his wife that was very sorry but he had been sleeping with his secretary. His wife noticed the chalk and said “You ruddy liar, you’ve been down to the pub playing darts again!!”
( Abridged joke stolen from Ronnie Corbett )
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
And that last one didn’t even come in second.
Tog over 13 years ago
More believable than saying he’d been sleeping with Ronnie Corbett Chiefy.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Such loyalty Fred!
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Is it coincidence that man’s best friend doesn’t talk?
Simon_Jester over 13 years ago
Well, what can I say to this except…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXQ4tRlYgM0
persil over 13 years ago
Fred is you only friend now!!!!!!!!!
persil over 13 years ago
Fred is your only friend now!!!!!!!!!
bubbabassett over 13 years ago
That’s why we love Fred.