The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 04, 2019

And now she’s jealous, so you better buy her a pretty new case!

Somebody is getting a virtual time out.

I have to admit it’s happened to me once or twice.

Phones don’t have “names”. You shouldn’t anthropomorphize your smartphone. They don’t like it.

I think that you should be smart before you have a smart phone.

Cassandra!

I have a friend who is from Brooklyn. There is no voice recognition software that can recognize what he is saying.

I always forget which keyword wakes which Amazon device until it doesn’t respond.

hey google – what conversations are you listening into today???? “okay, what would you like me to convert?”

hey google – do you record my conversations? “okay, what conservation group do you want a recording of?”

hey google – give me a famous quote! "okay, here is a famous quote. “it is usless to resist.”