Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 02, 2019

Running away from cops and handing Rip a gun, Lexy is so Rip’s type.

Lexy, ooh so se… er… cough cough.

Again, you never point a gun at something you don’t intend to kill!

I know Rip likes danger, but she isn’t the good kind of dangerous. She’s just crazy.

Right now Eastbound & Down is playing in my head. Is it playing in yours?

She has friends…?

KA-POLICE CHASE!

Shooting at the police is a great way to get dead!

Now might be a good time to bail from the car if you can. Otherwise, there is no ‘win-win’ situation here.

do not shoot at them, out run them. Let Rick drive, guaranteed he runs out of gas.

KA-LEXY!

One good thing about Lexy is that she makes Cobra look much better by comparison.

Her "solid’ will get you 15-20 in the can, Rip.