The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 12, 2019

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The Matrix.

Viagra?

That’s why so many men didn’t want to leave the matrix.

Feed your HEAD ! (nudge, nudge)

With Frank Thomas playing the part of Orpheus.

That’s a “hard” decision.

Thank you, ha ha ha, you’ve got to be kidding.

If you have an epiphany lasting more than four hours, call a doctor.

The red pill takes away all the magic…..

Neo just came out of a tub! Why would he want to go sit in one? (Those ads don’t work for me)

I’m assuming that this guy isn’t Neo. Will his wife be grateful because he’s staying with her in the Matrix by taking the blue pill, or will she be grateful because she’s already taken the red pill, and she doesn’t want to see him again?

Take the red pill and we will make a movie about it.

I guess I will take the red one. (the wife has a headache)

Bob Dole?

May the Schwartz be with you ;)

Morpheus sunglasses had no “temples” …simply pinched the bridge of his nose ! Poor representation by Hilburn

Pfizer never got back to me on my idea for a Viagra jingle. “I found my thrill… In a blue little pill…”

Expect the generic blue pill is now white.

Except the generic blue pill is now white.

That’s how he becomes The One for her.

I’d go ask Alice first

You can get anything you want at Alice Liddell’s restaurant.

But don’t bet on it.

Then follow the White Rabbit to see Alice. Ask your doctor if that’s right for you.

Yes, Viagra is the traditional 20th Anniversary gift.