Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 02, 2019

Clap your hands if you’re annoyed.

Ben Underwood (1992-2009) — being blind — was able to recognize video game characters by memorizing the characters’ sound effects.

Phoebe must also be REALLY good at “Plumber’s celebration!”

Is it cold enough for her to be wearing leggings now? Also, their house seems to be frequented by supernatural beings. Do they have a portal or something like that?

Better call the exterminator.

In her household, at least.

People who spend too much time playing video games miss out on a lot of magic………

I’m putting that on a magnet. “Ignoring pixies is a relevant gaming skill.”

Who’s to say that Phoebe didn’t summon the pixie (with Mari’s help) to gain an unfair advantage in the game?!

Being able to recognize pixies is a survival skill in California…

Being able to recognize a pixie is a survival skill here in San Francisco…

We all have the usual 6 senses (including the sense of your current position), but very few of us use them equally well… and all too often, we don’t use any of them as effectively as we might.

Love Phoebe’s expression in the last panel.

All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

hmmm…

hmmm… :/

All your base are belong to us! (Is that still a thing???)