Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for September 16, 2019

Sterling is able to expand mayonnaise to fit the available space….

…and get it to follow him around!

Do you just gingerly throw him the shower and try and hose him off?

Mom’s never going to have her life together. Never.

Sterling needs to be put into “time out” preferably in a cage.

Shark button-down — classiest shirt ever!

Reminds me of the flour-and-cocoa-powder incident when I was six..

Not with that toddler!

There is not enough Calgon in the world to escape from Sterling!

One year, Mom was so worried about getting a good school picture. She brushed my hair, put my best shirt on me, tied a little tie, and sent me to finish the job, not realizing that I did not have pants on yet. When the school pictures came and there I was in my best shirt, tie and overalls, she said, “That’s my boy!”

Your big brother has to wear his most uncomfortable shirt, Sterling. Maybe you could make an exception and give him a big hug?

Never mind . . .

With Sterling in her life, I can understand why that’d be important to her.

Mayo? I love that kid!

I’m not allowed to get into the mayo unsupervised.

Their Mom is going to have grey hair by the end of this year!

I didn’t know Sterling was so into skincare

This responsibility rests on your shoulders Wallace.

EH, having your life together can be over rated.