Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 18, 2019

Next time Drabble, why not bring a portable stereo and some headphones so you can’t hear the dentist yakking away?

So glad my dentist of 22 years isn’t like this one.

last time i saw something like this, was on the “Impractical Jokers”.

You know, I was NEVER afraid of the dentist growing up (I have good teeth genetically), but lately? I have a LOT of anxiety because of stuff like this. They (dentists) didn’t tilt the chair back like that when I was a young person. Now my dentist does. They also got rid of the rinse/spit sink, which I loved and helped me feel in control of what was happening. Now I feel like I am in that Dustin Hoffman/Laurence Olivier movie, “Marathon Man” !!!!!

I think this dentist used to work at carnivals.

I think this guy is the same oral surgeon who did my root canal last week

So is he working on Ralph’s teeth or on his spinal alignment?

Ground control to Major Tom.

What WAS that Judy Holliday film where she went around helping people become who they were meant to be. . ."Bells are Ringing?. . .and the dentist wanted to be a songwriter?? I distinctly remember the scene where he taps on something with his drill to sound a not. . .

No jokes until the Novocaine kicks in!

My dental hygenist is vertically challenged and I feel like she has me standing on my head to clean my teeth.

Damn, this sure ruins my day. I just made an appointment with a dentist.

Gloves? Mask? No? RUN !

If the chair continues going around I hope the dentist doesn’t try to pull the molar from behind…

Oops

I feel a Dad joke coming on!