Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 19, 2019

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    Adiraiju  about 5 years ago

    I remember a teacher actually trying to teach us that crime ultimately didn’t pay, when I was in the 9th grade. Funniest thing we’d heard all year.

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    GROG Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Try again.

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    jpsomebody  about 5 years ago

    Employment

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 5 years ago

    A rose by any other name is not as sweet as the next test question.

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    GabryelFrost  about 5 years ago

    Work ?

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    wirepunchr  about 5 years ago

    Ask a bunch of contractors in NYC who doesn’t pay and I bet one name keeps coming up.

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    tripwire45  about 5 years ago

    Well, he’s not wrong.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 5 years ago

    Uh, I believe the word you’re looking for is “Crime”.

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    Superfrog  about 5 years ago

    Poets are born and not paid.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That’s more true than the actual answer.

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    prrdh  about 5 years ago

    More broadly, ‘an English major’.

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    Ken Gagne Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Who is Ben L?? Inquiring minds want to know!

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    DrDavy2000  about 5 years ago

    Q: What did the English major say to the engineering major?

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    Ukko wilko  about 5 years ago

    Tell me about it, I have over a hundred published – if I wrote them hoping for money I’d have quit at two.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The word definitely isn’t ‘politics’.

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    1953Baby  about 5 years ago

    Am getting back into poetry. Hated it when I was in college because of all the scanning and rhyme scheme nonsense. . .and trying to figure out what some of more obscure poems meant. I have a wonderful poem from the Christian Science Monitor that was a couple of pages long: it was a history of roses told as British history. Very clever. . .

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    This is why I quit writing “fill in the blank” type tests… too open to interpretation. Almost easier to grade essays.

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    Lightpainter  about 5 years ago

    From what I hear, the word Skylar should have used is “ teaching” .

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    Truer words were never spoken, Skyler.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    Teaching high school English.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    So so many correct answers.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Aah, the true reason for Sylvia Plath’s demise.

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    It’s very difficult to make any of the arts “pay.” Painters, sculptors, musicians (either composers or performers), writers (prosaic or poetic), dramatists (writers or actors), any medium you wish to name, all struggle and only a very few can actually make a living at it. But there’s the rub; they do it because they have to. In Danse Macabre, Stephen King replied to the question of why he did what he did with the succinct reply of “Why do you assume I have a choice?”

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    jppjr  about 5 years ago

    Crime does pay……ask those who work in corrections…..doesn’t pay much though.

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    Teddy bear Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If you live in New York it pays big time

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    namelocdet  about 5 years ago

    Ben L. = Ben Lerner maybe? https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poets/ben-lerner

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