The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 29, 2019

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    Yakety Sax  about 5 years ago

    “He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.” Mickey Mantle

    “The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they’re going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.” Jon Stewart

    “I’m pretty certain that I’m the only son of a billionaire who can drive a D10 Caterpillar better than I can drive a golf cart.” Donald Trump, Jr.

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    Baarorso  about 5 years ago

    Word of advice Brutus: let Veeblefester win. It’ll be a good way to score brownie points with him.;-D

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Got to be going after an older audience referencing “Caddies” as slang for Cadillac’s. That symbol of excellence has long passed.

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    hooglah  about 5 years ago

    You’re the caddie.

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    walstib Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Brutus doesn’t know it, but he will be the caddie.

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