Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 14, 2019

Too bad you didn’t show me before it scrolled past the introduction and title.

You’ll have to go look it up in one of your textbooks.

“That’s just my End User License Agreement, Doc. Scroll to the end and click Accept.”

Looks like Printer’s Bleed!

Careful. It could progress into a fatal case of lorem ipsum.

Wow, he must have had one heckuva tattoo artist with a lot of patience on both parts.

I’m keeping my eye out for a cardboard box clearly marked as having contained school books. I want to take it with me and tell my doctor, “Doc, I think I’ve got a textbook case.”

Well I just don’t know, but it’s written all over you…must be a clue somewhere….

Go to a fortune teller and get a reading.

He could have him take a deep breath to read it easier.

God this is my entire medical career

The doctor will make him out of print.

Just don’t write-off his life.

I’d start by removing his appendix, followed by the table of contents.

“Doc, I know I look like some jerk, but in reality I’m a prints.”

Doc: “it’s written all over you. Now let’s check your hands for finger prints.”

Work in a print shop and fell asleep on the machine?

or made. In each case,making new substances

reacts). Bacteria happen

they take years, or

types are shown here. A reaction

energy, (i e. 514-515). Is a

making of bonds between

light. This type of reaction is

authentic reaction

I copied this much before I became bored. Looks like a chemistry report or something similar.

looks like some type of skin condition…

most excellent