Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 27, 2019

Nine hundred twenty-three rules seems a lot to remember… specially when on an empty stomach.

Is there a Michelin Guide for picky-eaters?

Never mind Sesame Street, I bet this is how Petey learned to count.

Rule No. 3: You must ceaselessly anthropomorphize your food.

“Picky Eater’s Supreme Motto? You never admit that you’re hungry, Alice!”

Dang. That’s more rules than they have in Judaism.

That’s more than Jethro Gibbs’ rules or the Ferengi rules of acquisition.

Wasn’t Jethro Gibbs Jetro Bodine’s father/uncle??

Don’t tell Petey that food touches each other when eaten.I was a picky eater,but Petey puts me to shame ;)

I hate it when the food on my plate touch each other. I keep them separate.

Alice has just postulated Rule 924: hunger is the Worst Enemy of picky eating!