Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 12, 2019

Now I’m picturing Chacarron Macarron playing whenever Alchemilla walks.

Those legs go most of the way up.

“She’s got legs and she knows how to use them.”

so, sphinx, can Phoebe leave the house to go to school now that Alchemilla Gleaming Fetlocks happened to walk by?

I still say the answer is a comet.

DID THAT BLOW YOUR MIND??? HUH?!

My eyes have seen what cannot be unseen. My eyes burn!

I think you just broke the Sphynx, Mari.

A tadpole?

It’s getting worse – the magic already spills from yard to sidewalk.

“Doctor! ….. My brain hurts!”

https://youtu.be/I_AOfzrQYV0

That is one great shocked-faced Sphinx, Dana!

Those are her hind legs.

How do we know if her fetlocks are still gleaming?

Now, there’s a sphinx who had not seen it all

What a coin-cidence, eh Phoebe?!

I have some questions…

I’m going to have nightmares.

Poor Stella!

that is SO disturbing on so many levels!

I’m thinking they’re going to be messing with this sphinx like this a lot now.

In the words of Wendy Corduroy: “I’m gonna go stare at a wall and rethink everything.”

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Quick, Phoebe! Run while she’s distracted.

Now I can’t get the song “Hot Legs” out of my mind.

I can’t make head or tail of this.

That is sooo disturbing. :D

A flabbergasted Sphinx. Never thought I’d see one.

When you confound the sphinx, you’re ahead of the game.

By golly, that’s something you don’t see every day – once you quit drinking…

I’ve got so many biology-related questions.

I bet you never expected to see an horse with no body today when you woke up today.

Into the chasm of fire! [When you don’t get the right answer to the question, near the end of Monty Python and the Holy Grail].

I been thru the desert on a horse with no… body?!?

How would you ride her? Wait, I don’t think i want to know the answer to that question…

Well I have some questions about anatomy here. How does she breathe, and eat? Where are the lungs and heart? Now for sea spiders some of their organs are in their legs.

(sees body consisting only of a head, some legs, and a tail in the second panel of the cartoon)

Please don’t freak out the sphinx!

Its like that Family Guy cutaway where Peter was just a head with legs.

I SHOULD’VE known the author was going to include this at some point(mind blown).