Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 16, 2019

So Auntie is Doctor Ruth Westheimer’s sister? Never would have guessed it.

oooh,nasty.

Pay attention…there’s gonna be a test.

…and are there any hidden port fees?

Wow.

Word has it Walt is on an extended visit to other ports.

Ah, euphamisms. . .reminds me of high school biology class when the nun told us: “Don’t get TOO close, girls. Remember: those things can SWIM!”

If the objective is to get pregnant, I suppose that works.

And, of course, the seamen have to sign up for another voyage before the ship leaves port again…

Aunty has it exactly right.

Don’t forget the little man in the boat.

A skilled Captain may also provide alternatives that are satisfactory.

The Love Boat, exciting and new, . . .

She’ll be comin’ around the mountain when she comes…………….

Come (cum) again?

I’ve heard a several Divorced women complain that their “Ex-Captain” could not stay in port long enough to unload a Rowboat. Or even a Canoe.

When he wasn’t trying to go ashore in the Wrong Port.

Ummmm……Ewww. This is not a side of Auntie I want to know about.