Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 04, 2019

A little frog leg Bob on his small snail Knob.

… that’s one frog that won’t be applauding…

…this is a real whoo done it…

… Edgar Allan Poe- lease put your clothes on…

…and if you turn the conch to the right, his hand lowers…

…this is why I don’t drink gin anymore…

…he was a shell of his former self…

…who’s next to sound the alarm?…

…I wondered why grandma was so attached to that couch…

…isn’t this a cover of an April Wine album?….

Cell phones have just ruined everything.

I would say SHELL phones in this instance….WHOOOO WHOOOO else would think otherwise?

The only thing missing is the loaf of bread.

Head Phones

After 47 years, She reveals that Dave Peverett misspelled the name of his band.

Two glasses. He’s ready.

Where’s CSI when you need that note enhanced?

Instead of naughty bits, Ms. T. gives us nautilus bits… which in this case is no doubt an improvement…

A standing order of frog legs became an order of a stand of frog legs…

That owl is looking for a row with the pussycat.

Those books? They are about the best seashells. All best shellers….

A bottle and two glasses? Must be a stiff drink.

Old time photographers were such flash fellows … or gals

Nope!

Cosmo … the early prototype years …!

…‘cause you’re the monochrome manalishi with the frog-prong crown…

Now, that’s art!

Owls (I have had an owl avatar), nautilus shell, and a model whose resemblance to a former boss of mine is truly astonishing!

And all in a context that is fit, and trimmed with comfy stuff.

It’s a Lamest Hits chart topper!

confront with caution

He’s a cheap date.

The sum is greater than the parts.

Crown me with frogs’ legs and call me [CENSORED]. (Sorry, can’t reveal the true name of my former boss….)

Looks like another shell game to me, unless the shell’s gamey.

… I guess the closest we’ll ever get to having Fishnet Friday return is if Teresa pulls a Trump and magic makers them on old Edgar, here…