Man: Eno? hey! I haven't seen you since high school! Eno: I'm sorry. I'm really bad with names. Man: Harry! Harry pits! Eno: Wow! Apparently your parents were worse with names!
I would like to name my sons:
Adolf
Cain
Judas
My daughters would have the feminine names of:
Delilah
Jezebel
Salome
They would never have identity problems in school.
At one point I did course counseling at the University of Arizona, and as part of that had access to the university’s database of decades worth of students. I would occasionally search for names that would be unfortunate monikers, and most of them popped up. There were quite a few Harry Butts, and Phlegm was a pretty common last name.
Unfortunately, I didn’t keep a list of the humorous names I found and the others have long since disappeared from my feeble memory. But if you can think of an awful name, somebody out there probably has it.
Charles Evans Premium Member over 13 years ago
Do you think Brad puts up with these types of jokes?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well at least they didn’t name him stinky!
lewisbower over 13 years ago
I would like to name my sons: Adolf Cain Judas My daughters would have the feminine names of: Delilah Jezebel Salome They would never have identity problems in school.
joefish25 over 13 years ago
Lew, I grew up with a guy named Adolph… He had nothin but problems growing up. After graduating, he went by his middle name…….. Gerhardt… Poor guy
fishbulb239 over 13 years ago
At one point I did course counseling at the University of Arizona, and as part of that had access to the university’s database of decades worth of students. I would occasionally search for names that would be unfortunate monikers, and most of them popped up. There were quite a few Harry Butts, and Phlegm was a pretty common last name.
Unfortunately, I didn’t keep a list of the humorous names I found and the others have long since disappeared from my feeble memory. But if you can think of an awful name, somebody out there probably has it.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hairy Pits? ROFLMAO!! Excuse me, now I have to wipe the coffee off my computer screen!
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’ve never heard a worse name than Dick Trickle (race driver).
evak423 over 13 years ago
Harry Bush?
worldisacomic over 13 years ago
Boy named Sue?
junco49 over 13 years ago
Ima Hogg.
Learn more about her at.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg
LeStats over 13 years ago
Texas Politician, Harry Balls…
runar over 13 years ago
There’s an RV dealership in Indiana owned by someone named Tom Raper. He’s also a housing developer.
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
Harry Foote…another race car driver. (local)
Kokopelli over 13 years ago
I met a man named Birdchitt.
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Bee nice, Eno!