FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 06, 2011

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  almost 14 years ago

    No Pokémon Black and White joke for the launch? Pitiful.

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    legaleagle48  almost 14 years ago

    D’ya think, Marcus?

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    kraftjeff  almost 14 years ago

    Baby… you are kraken me up now :D

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    No, it’s just that they taste so good. And there’s that restaurant down the street….

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    Sandfan  almost 14 years ago

    Lio buys them all every time there is a delivery.

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    McGehee  almost 14 years ago

    It isn’t that they’re sold out – every time they get any, some wacko comes in and releases them.

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    kjhudlow Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I don’t get it.

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    Wolfdreamer250  almost 14 years ago

    kjhudlow - a kraken is a huge, giant squid that can destroy ships and eat its crew.

    The most famous Kraken has to be the one from Disney’s 20,000 Leagues under the sea.

    There are several myths about the Kraken - especially among the ancient Greeks.

    Its interesting to note that the Kraken is based on reality. There are giant squid that can get to the size of a small ship, although they tend to live in the lower parts of the ocean.

    My guess is Jason and Marcus kept asking the pet store about baby Krakens to the point of “as Marcus says - Do you think the pet store is messing with us?”

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    jeffreydahn  almost 14 years ago

    Quoting prfesser: “When the occasional specimen gets to the surface, it goes to pieces because of the sudden lack of pressure.”

    Not true at all. There is no “sudden lack of pressure” unless it has been instantaneously transported from the depths to the surface, an obvious impossibility. If this were true, explain the museum specimens and film taken of Architeuthis on the surface, very much alive. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://aquaviews.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Giant-Squid-Architeuthis

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    mrcharmander934  almost 14 years ago

    I think Marcus is right, maybe they do hide them from kids.

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    puddleglum1066  almost 14 years ago

    Alas, no, the restaurant does not serve unicorns, as none of the waitresses are chaste enough to see them.

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    kraftjeff  almost 14 years ago

    Hey…. where is my Seamonkey tank?

    …. dang you Amend now I really do want to set up my fish tank.

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    TrapperJohn, dude, of course not! It’s a seafood restaurant. The BBQ Unicorn restaurant is on the other side of town.

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    kraftjeff  almost 14 years ago

    Thats true but I heard the help doesn’t always wash their hands after they go to the restroom :D ewww…

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  almost 14 years ago

    The part with the Kraken was definitely the highlight of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.

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    jcrites  almost 14 years ago

    The 1st Pirates of the Caribbean was the best one

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    kirbydude  over 13 years ago

    I should’ve seen that coming.

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    Paige_fox  over 4 years ago

    I don’t get it.

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    RObLOXIAN KiNG [R.C.C.W.C]  about 3 years ago

    My nickname in 5th grade was kraken, no idea why.

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