Pickles by Brian Crane for September 24, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    or go to the store, Earl, to get new hearing aid batteries

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    stairsteppublishing  about 5 years ago

    Never answer and unknown phone number. If you want me, leave a message and I will get back to you.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    I have enough ringing in my ears without sticking some itchy dam’ device in there.

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    dadoctah  about 5 years ago

    Opal: “I just got a new hearing aid.”

    Earl: “What kind is it?”

    Opal: “About ten after three.”

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    We all know what you said, Earl!

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    Earl the thing about print is there is no question as to what was said ;-)

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    Sportymonk  about 5 years ago

    The new iPhone update has a setting that when activated, sends any call not in your contact list to VM and the phone never rings. Could be a problem if you doctor uses multiple lines with different numbers.

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    assrdood  about 5 years ago

    Windy today. No, it’s Thursday. Me too, lets have a beer.

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    Joseph McFarlane  about 5 years ago

    I’m going for hearing aids today. All it took was fifteen years of people telling me I need ’em.

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    rlaker22j  about 5 years ago

    you people are completely off subject it’s about hearing aids

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    Homerville Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Ouch !!!!

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    micromos  about 5 years ago

    No one home to answer the phone just leave a message at the tone (in a rap style)

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    JLChi  about 5 years ago

    I went to an AARP event yesterday, a movie (“Judy” with Renee Zellweger — fantastic — go see it). A very elderly couple came in and sat behind me and had the sort of conversation you could only have if you’ve been married 40 or 50 years. The event started at 6:00 p.m. This conversation started at 5:55 p.m.

    Her: What time is it?

    Him: Five to.

    Her: Five two?

    Him: Five to.

    Her: What time is it?

    Him: Five to.

    Her: Five to two?

    Him: Five to.

    Her: Five to what?

    Him: To the movie.

    Her: What?

    Him. Five minutes to the movie.

    Her: What time is it?

    Him: Five to.

    Her: Five to what?

    Him: To the movie.

    Her: Five to what time?

    Him: I don’t know, I can’t see my watch.

    Long pause.

    Her: What time is it?

    Him: Five to.

    I was choking back laughter and couldn’t help them.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Is Earl messing with her? He did say raining.

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    Storm F-1/4  about 5 years ago

    We haven’t had rain in……I don’t remember….

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    Space & Kitten  about 5 years ago

    So was Earl really saying Ringing and Opal thought She was hearing Raining ? Or was Earl just Messing With Opal ? :-)

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Is Earl ‘gaslighting’ Opal? Lol!

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Grandpa said “raining.”

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    “I Can’t Hear You With The Water Running”

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    (Cupping hand to ear) What?

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    I guess we all need to get our hearing checked, and our eyes.

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    nancywilson51  about 5 years ago

    Wait now which is correct? Did he say raining or ringing?? Hard joke for a cartoon.

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    nancywilson51  about 5 years ago

    Wait now—which is it? Did he say raining or ringing? Hard joke for a cartoon.

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