Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 16, 2019

One Reason Why I Don’t Have A Cell Phone Or Whatever You Kids Call Them These Days Shut Up Get Off My Lawn

I get really annoyed when people are on Mobil games/ social media all day long and its NOT the same one Im on. And I often play the less popular games.

Should I tell him it won’t be worth the effort?

There’s just not enough time between classes for this anymore.

Actually, I had forgotten Max’s existence.

Max is a phony?

you hit that one on the head. Thats modern society for ya

Two peas in a pod. In their own way. I ship them.

It appears that Phoebe and Max have a lot in common. ;)

I went out on a date with this one girl a few years back. She spent at least half the time scrolling through Facebook. I cut our date when I asked if she and her phone would rather be alone. Needless to say I never went out with her again.

She should text him some funny cat pictures or unicorn pictures.

I saw a TV segment about at least one school that provides each kid with a signal-proof phone-bag when they arrive, and locks the phone inside until they leave when they can get it unlocked. Stays locked at lunch, too. The “kid in the hall” interviews were a riot, with comments like “It’s really weird to actually have a conversation with people at lunch” and “It really bothered me to not have social media when something interesting happened, but I’m getting used to the idea that I can post when I get on the bus.”

And the lesson here is: Sometimes life goes away while you’re looking at your phone.

ha, this is around the time my last phone got stolen… i never bought another phone…

Isnt’ there an episode that says “life is what happens when you aren’t looking at your phone”

i swear (but cant seem to find) there was a pH+hUni ep where somebody said “life is what happens while you arent looking at your phone,”

(or was it the voice in my head derp dee derp)