Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 19, 2019

The cupcake was stolen by a unicorns shadow, and that happened before summer vacation.

That essay is just not believable, did the laundry at one point?

“Let me explain… no, no – there is too much. Let me sum up.”

oh, how much more simple can you get?

Don’t forget swimming, Phoebe.

A sticker that says “PORTABLE HOLE” on an internet connected device – yeah, that’s pretty accurate.

I wonder if that sticker is actually a portable hole, or just celebrates the possibility of one.

That simply wouldn’t wash, Phoebe!

“Fascinating. Tell me more about this…..laundry…”

She did laundry? Now her report is unbelievable!

This being in a semi-fictitious continuity, her teacher will believe her. After all, she goes and comes home from school everyday on a unicorn.

a kid doing their own laundry? What a fantasy world she lives in!

The paragraph also sounds made up, despite knowing it’s actually true. I get the feeling that the only ones in Phoebe’s class that will believe it are Dakota and Max.

There should be an arc about the series finale of “Pastel Unicorns.”

No grammar police today?

How about “Fairies invaded my house, a sphinx started asking riddles at my door, and I saw a unicorn with no torso”?

Phoebe’s adventures aren’t so odd; Timothy Leary used to have them all the time…

I could only find the ending of ‘The Hole Idea’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGX_Iov0iQ

not a single word of that sounds like a thing normal kids do. Good job Phoebe your teacher will think your crazy. What kid does laundry?

She did do a ton of socks. Kids need them during summer time.

that’s a terrible way to construct a paragraph!

… wanna help me with my laundry, tho?

Sad to say, but the only part the teacher will believe is that bit about the laundry… :(