Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 18, 2019

Desmond has high hopes, but Molly has not taken any pills tonight.

Are those the ones that make you think you’re a flamenco dancer or are they the ones that make you crave greens?

One pill makes you larger; one pill makes you small. Gladys fears Desmond has taken the wrong one.

Des, my good man; you might have consulted with Gladys beforehand.

I won’t have what ever he’s had.

Pfizer’s riser?

Egads! Desmond needs to read Romance for Dummies!

What would have happened if he took one of the red pills?

He’s merely running the idea up the flagpole… and saluting it!

The generic Naproxen we have is blue and not very big but that’s not likely the one he took.

The outcome will depend on.. who put the little blue pills out? Left on the kitchen table next to his supper? or sneaked out of his sock drawer…