Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 13, 2019

Well, I don’t give a hoot.

It’s not what you think. There are a lot of ways to not care and there are lot of things besides dams to not give.

May I suggest she take her fingers out of her nose… the lack of oxygen is interfering with her brain function.

Marcie is getting a little too “into” her subject.

She used to be apathetic….

but she’s found that she just doesn’t care any more.

So far, she’s written a bit of thesis, and a bit of that-is…

a little of thos-is…

but nothing very specific.

Luckily at Ballard U, a PhD is a “Dilletante of Philosophy.”

Obviously, it’s a home course.

Meh.

Hey, leave her alone! She’s thinking…..

Well, if she only learned how to spell she would have had a chance. I believe it should say “The Pacifics of Apathy, Little Known Islands of the South”

It’s a tough subject to define or even stay focused on.

Just Pile it higher and Deeper. Works every time.

I’d comment but I really don’t care…

Oh Marcie, is it worth it!!!

Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Marcie was a bright young person in college when she came across the concept of bilateral subsequentialism while reading Frost’s “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening,” and, stunned and lost, she’s been stuck at the divergence ever since! Her brain locked up at the paralysis of analysis!!

However, Marcie is far along in her research on the subject. She just doesn’t care to put her findings in writing.