Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 25, 2019

Swift Current! That’s where I got busted in 1974. Glad it was not Texas or I would still be there!

Doug soon finds that not calling out city names is neither here nor there.

How will Doug react if someone mentions Ottawa? Or Quebec?

Anger? Pouting? Dancing? Shouting?

Doug ought to just sit back with a Moosehead and relax.

WELL THEN! SPEAK UP MAN! a DONT just SIT there!

They just laugh over Winterpeg.

Would it be OK to mention, like, BC, or Newfoundland…. maybe Saskatchewan… but not the cities?

Or, say, Nanaimo…. is that too small? Victoria? Close enough?

I want to know what the rules are, before I wade into that water.

As a matter of fact, it’s hard to understand his position.

I find that I prefer conversations that don’t mention any major cities, especially US ones…

cos there’s usually something happening I didn’t really want to know….

and the information will find me soon enough anyway.

Quebec City

Dog River, Tilsdale, Fullerton, Biggar, Campbell River, Courtenay, Coquitlam, Saskatooooon.

Well, if Bob shows up, then the McKensie Brothers will really make this party take off… hoser…

Cuz.. his shirt is black and white.. needs a bit of color to be noticed, Red would do it, pehaps some glitter

Canadia is a fictional place. Everyone knows that.

I got goosed in Wawa…

Halifacsimile. St. John. Labrador. Wait, that is a province. Just looks like a town.

Doug likes living on the edge. He wears provocative tee shirts.

Has Doug considered a maple leaf map tattoo?