he shows its best to ask,— he didnt have to pay for the initial as suggested and advertised he did however if he wanted to go again pay for that packing per se’..
Actually in our Air Force parachuting training the joke was:
At the count of ten, pull your main rip cord.
If that does not work, pul your reserve rip cord.
If that does not work, bring them both in for a full refund.
And the clams all shout “CAVEMEN GOT PARACHUTES!!”. (I hope someone gets that.)
I understand the Army Airborne version of g-81’s joke was “Count 10, pull the ripcord, count 10, pull your reserve, count 10, and by that time you’re 3 feet off the ground, and if you can’t jump 3 feet, you shouldn’t be in the Airborne.”
LittleSister18 almost 14 years ago
Think of it as life insurance.
Hello everyone.
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
In sky diving there are no repeat failures.
MontanaLady almost 14 years ago
I’m surprised that the parachutes are only 5 clams!!!
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
I guess he likes the sudden stop.
Thriller almost 14 years ago
What if he wants to go only once AND survive?
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Sounds like today’s airline.
Good Morning, Gweedo and other Fellow Cave Dwellers.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I’d like to see 20 clams sky dive.
Neanderthal almost 14 years ago
Why is my parachute so cheap?
jkoskov almost 14 years ago
Who’s behind this one? Almost sounds like a government agency!
Plods with ...™ almost 14 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed… then skydiving probably isn’t for you.
pamlicorat almost 14 years ago
Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo, Grog and Everyone Else ready to take the Dive
I’ve fallen & I can’t get up!
Digital Frog almost 14 years ago
For Sale: 1 parachute, never been opened. Slightly stained…
Jonni almost 14 years ago
clams for a promise to fly? hoo-wee that’s funny, give the clams here, they taste good!
TexTech almost 14 years ago
Digital Frog, you are one sick puppy. I like that in a person!
Poiled almost 14 years ago
he shows its best to ask,— he didnt have to pay for the initial as suggested and advertised he did however if he wanted to go again pay for that packing per se’..
magnamax almost 14 years ago
slightly used parachute: zipper is jammed, but can be fixed.
lightenup Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The price for the parachute should be included in the sky diving price. Why would anyone ever turn it down?
Good morning BCers
gabrielh81 almost 14 years ago
Actually in our Air Force parachuting training the joke was: At the count of ten, pull your main rip cord. If that does not work, pul your reserve rip cord. If that does not work, bring them both in for a full refund.
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
How are you at bouncing??
Good evening all BCers!
pschearer Premium Member almost 14 years ago
And the clams all shout “CAVEMEN GOT PARACHUTES!!”. (I hope someone gets that.)
I understand the Army Airborne version of g-81’s joke was “Count 10, pull the ripcord, count 10, pull your reserve, count 10, and by that time you’re 3 feet off the ground, and if you can’t jump 3 feet, you shouldn’t be in the Airborne.”
Skywatcher68 almost 14 years ago
Grog:
Wiley and the hiccups are in the middle of “Hey! B.C.” but the first strip is missing.