Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 28, 2019

Marcus ain’t all there…and neither are the rest of his scrawny calves.

Marcus also believes in honest politicians.

Well, you’ve got to have great legs to wear leggings.

Marcus believes a lot of things.

I’ll leave it at that.

On Ballard Street, anything more than clothesline calves is notable. But Marcus, if you want to attract the ladies, you might stuff some tissue paper in your socks.

And he’s so modest about it.

There certainly is a contrast… the rest of him is shaped like a very old pumpkin.

I don’t believe it!

Oh yeah? Well let’s see your cows, hotshot!

Marcus needs glasses or he lives in La La land…

Yeah, if he was a flamingo.

Marcus, dude, you are doing it all wrong.

Ask any lady, if you want to show off your calves, you must wear High Heels.

Sadly the eyes go to the thighs with that outfit…

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☞ ☞ ✨⭐️✨⭐️ Marcus is wrong… ✨⭐️✨⭐️ ☜ ☜

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He left them in the pasture.

And his rolled down socks. I used to wear them like that in lower grade school!

And so do we Marcus.. so do we. Wear your.. attributes, with pride. Fortunately he does not need to wear a cod piece.

Marcus’s calves have left for greener pastures. Someone should inform Marcus of this.