Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 29, 2020

Looks like more than his share to me.

At least he does it with class. Not everyone can roll in from the boss’s office door to his desk while genuflecting. It’s the little extra touches that make Matthew such a valued employee.

Knee- skateboards? So he can efficiently kneel before multiple authorities in the shortest time?

These have crazywheels. He can be shoved in any direction!

The syncophant supplicant, on his knees—if you please!

I’d say much more than what’s called for.

Oy Mathew…..stop the graveling….

So many inappropriate lines….

Jerry didn’t mention the wheelies around the hallowed hallways.

Middle management.

Backing out on your knees isn’t an easy thing to do. The skates add a certain elegance and speed to the job.

Why the wheels? More than one boss? I found that simple carpenters knee pads worked just fine.

Not how I was taught to supplicate.. Ballard street obviously has its own non standard system. Rebels all!

Matthew is faster on his knees than on foot.