Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 31, 2020

And second, they don’t share their chocolates! Nice inserts, Albert!

Well, most of us do, Stuffy. Try to get Edgar to take you to the circus.

Most dogs are amazed that people have so much food.

I know Granddoggie wonders why we don’t just set a place for her at the table.

I know chocolates not good for us pooches—eat something you can share, you selfish twit!

Some walk around on all fours.

Third …Stuffy can’t have chocolates….

Some drag their knuckles.

Thank goodness lawmakers make requirements to put those warning labels on.

I know it amazed my dog that we have such great-smelling food and that we don’t eat it all at once.

“Bark, bark…. whine….” (Translation: You’re putting that away? What about me? I’m right here. What does “for later” mean?)

If Stuffy had been allowed to “help”, that box of chocolates would have disappeared in 5 minutes on Saturday, when um… Albert Edgar (?) first opened it.

Heck. That amazes me!

I believe that dogs think that “people” are just strange dogs! :o]

{"This is my pack leader? This?"}

And almost never leave their mark on a post.. or sniff it to see who did.

Why they’d name a nice dog “Stuffy” is another mystery.

And they eat dog poison. With their front paws.