Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 26, 2020

Does he bite?

Morton was ahead of his time.

It’s OK Morton. There is a bit of art on the wall at your level, just for you.

Fortunately, others don’t mingle with Morton.

Ballard pattern baldness is a bit unusual.

Morton has a salty disposition.

Nobody is supposed to mingle nowadays anyhow… it’s ok Morty, you’re allowed to do that….

Like me, he’s no mingloid.

I don’t blame Morton… it’s a strange party anyway.

He may have been scared off by that over-friendly Leticia Snodgrass.

Just look at how she’s playing with Hadley Norman’s hair.

That’s me, parked away in a corner next to the cookie tray.

He’s an ultra introvert…what can I say

Parties can be scary.

Mingling is an art. Groping is a crime.

Traumatized people behavior after the social distance experiment.

Not mingling.. or, did he arrive dead drunk again?

Geez Mort, just stay home!

Morton shouldn’t have been let out tonight.