Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 29, 2020

Looks like has those props on cement. At that angle, his nose is going to lose faith in those props when he splats the patio. Then again, Scooter may see this as an opportunity to just kind of “bump” them out from under him just a teensy bit. A good tail wag should seem innocuous, while being deniable, kind of like Barf in Spaceballs.

From the size of Tony, 2×4s are gonna last about 2 minutes. When they snap Tony is gonna get twanged into the next county.

Worse, his cardboard inserts have lost their cutting edge. Disgraceful.

He should start looking to diet & exercise.

It suddenly occurs to Tony, this work does more for me than the therapy did.

Lean in to the therapy, Tony, lean in.

Well, at least he’s picked himself up, and he’s working on alternatives.

Gotta give him props.

OSHA would not approve.

What you do when you are board.

He’s gonna need therapy for his therapy…

It looks like his wife needs to explain lawn chairs to him, again. You prop from the back, not the front.

If.. he gets the angle of the dangle right.. Ethel can use it as well.

Good afternoon Balladeers, Plods and Miss Susan.

Tony is going in the wrong direction. He should use a Barcalounger for support.

Tony needs a good support group.

Talk about being lumbered with emotional baggage.