Ramses says, “Heel my a**! I’ll give you something to yell about!” Then again, Ramses has been cooped up with Norbert for about 2 straight months too long.
A heel is more for the dog’s safety than the human’s. You should really respect that, Ramses. On the name, what sane person names a dog after a brutal Egyptian pharoh? Oh, wait, this is Ballard Street. Never mind.
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when a loud cried out:
“Jesus is watching you.”
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
“Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?” he asked.
“Yes”, said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: “What’s your name?”
“Clarence,” said the bird.
“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”
“The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus,” the parrot replied.
oldpine52 over 4 years ago
Norbert says ‘heel’ and Ramses says ‘to hell with it’.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago
The heels are lower, Ramses.
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
Take it out on his shoes, not his shin.
Farside99 over 4 years ago
Ramses says, “Heel my a**! I’ll give you something to yell about!” Then again, Ramses has been cooped up with Norbert for about 2 straight months too long.
allen@home over 4 years ago
Say heel one more time and i will bite the other leg. So let it be written. So let it be done.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now there is a dog I can admire!
A dog of few words…
A dog with big teeth…
A dog that can easily take himself for a walk, and just made that a reality, considering Norbert will be laid up ( or down) for a while.
DennisinSeattle over 4 years ago
That is why we train them when they are puppies.
Bilan over 4 years ago
Here’s a little historical fun fact for you Norbert, Nobody named Ramses likes being told what to do.
J Short over 4 years ago
Shin Ramses, shin I say!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
…and with that, Ramses would be on his chariot to the bad boys room.
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Snerks
Hooligan918 over 4 years ago
Ballad Streeters sure do like their colorful houses.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
Now Norbert is walking like an Egyptian…
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
A few? Ramses was fine ignoring all but the last one.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
A heel is more for the dog’s safety than the human’s. You should really respect that, Ramses. On the name, what sane person names a dog after a brutal Egyptian pharoh? Oh, wait, this is Ballard Street. Never mind.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
No, Ramses, that was more a knee than a heel.
Yakety Sax over 4 years ago
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when a loud cried out:
“Jesus is watching you.”
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
“Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?” he asked.
“Yes”, said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: “What’s your name?”
“Clarence,” said the bird.
“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”
“The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus,” the parrot replied.
Perhaps Ramses needs a little….reminder!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBhlQgvHmQ0
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 4 years ago
Calf,Calf!
Shikamoo Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ramses had an Achilles heel. And he is taking it out on Norbet.