Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 13, 2020

If JVA is trying to say that Roger is not succeeding as a skateboarder, this is not a very good illustration. Boarders do this all the time. Am I missing something?

Rog – the time to acquire this particular set of skills is NOT during your daily commute.

In 3-2-1 Roger is gonna be dependent on an ambulance.

No surprise there.

He’s been promoted, he’s on the board now.

One step at a time, Roger.

…but making huge strides in increasing his dependency on emergency rooms! ;o0

Just got a new health insurance policy and wants to try it out?

I’m more worried about Marsha, who appears to be transparent and legless…

Broken hip in…

I’d give a bit of support to Roger by inserting the article “a” in front of “little”. You GO, Rog!

That board is an old model and requires a push start.. Martha, stop gawking and give me a push.

Roger has a broken leg and a concussion in his immediate future, so he won’t be able to go to work for awhile after that.

I’m still waiting on them to perfect jet packs.

This trick brought to you by Kaiser Permanente HMO.