Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 09, 2020

My college room mate and I decided to be weird with our decorations so we had a large painting instead of standard posters in our room. It hung over Kathy’s bed. One night, from a dead sleep, I stood up, walked to her bed, caught the painting as started to fall off the wall on top of her, put it on the floor, and went back to bed. The next morning I was going to tell her about my weird dream, and the painting was on the floor. I guess I must have heard it coming loose, and it woke me up.

Would it have been better if he were struck by a bowl of fruit on a table? Or a nude with both eyes on one side of her head?

I hope there isn’t any cow flop in those rolling grass lands.

Sometimes you hear people say “And he never knew what hit him.”

Joseph won’t have that problem…

especially if he can hear the narrator.

If he’s in his home office he’s out of luck. If he is in his office office there may be a workman’s compensation claim on the horizon (behind the barn).

And this one is still current in 2020

Not the Redlin!

Joseph going out to the country, 2020 style.

That is not a happy accident.

Totally off-the-wall input from Art.

I hope he hasn’t bought the farm… ☺

Mavis is going to be unhappy about Joseph dominating the picture, she was very much looking forward to experiencing it herself.. with that cup of coffee.. that is now on the floor.

Wearable art!

The barn made the most impact on him. The horses in it trampled him.