Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 04, 2021

I will be so happy when the Sherriff gets back.

You might want to stay away from Jesse while you’re at it. We all know not to walk down his street. And yet he sits there hour after hour…..

This might be an opportune time for someone in a police officer’s uniform to have a little conversation with Jesse about such concepts as right-of-way, public streets, and assault and battery.

Then again, you might not.

DARPA project?

Scooter’s waiting just around the corner for Jesse to launch. Even better than chasing cars. You can tell by Jesse’s look that he’s been chased before.

Next Mad Max movie looking good, although the budget may have taken a bit of a hit.

It’s all fun and games until a pedestrian dodges and he tangles with a passing garbage truck…

That’s definitely going to be hitting below the belt.

Remember the time Jesse called and asked if we wanted to come over for a little punch?

He sure packs a mighty punch!

Jesse has a long in good standing account with ACME.

Especially if you’re 12" tall.

What’s the punchline??

Jesse has a love for adventure the rest of us can only dream of.

Given the proximity to the ground, can we assume his target is small animals or children? That’s just wrong. He needs a time out. :)

Am I correct in assuming. Ballard is in Florida ?

When one takes a walk on Ballard Street, one must realize that Scooter and Mrs. Higglepooder aren’t the only obstacles to be negotiated… (Not by a long shot!) ☺

Jesse is a lone supporter of Crooked Hillary on the prowl for Conservatives.

Our HOA rules specifically forbid this type of activity. I found out the hard way.

Seems like I saw that guy at the top of the hill near our subdivision on Jan. 1, 2020.

Nope..still no colorist.

Perhaps someone needs go give Jesse his teeth to play with.

Jesse is in league with the Ballard Street Mutts.

The plan this time is the guys herd the squirrels towards Jesse’s hill behind my hedge and when they get in range i give the signal! We might even get the Ringleader!

No one gets in Jesse’s way.