Poor Ozzie, in the window, is downcast because all his barking was for naught. They just barged up on the lawn like they owned the place, and dropped these enormous rocks! He could have told them they were at the wrong house if they had only asked.
Actually Scooter sent them over there. They were supposed to drop the rocks in front of the door, thereby trapping Ozzie inside and allowing Scooter to romance Little Miss Millie High Maintenance in peace.
Somewhere, squirreled away in a box in the garage, I have a cartoon clipped from an ’80s era Playboy magazine of a construction crew in a 300 foot deep pit, with the foreman leaning over the edge shouting, “Stop digging! The plans were upside-down!”
Danny, suddenly boulder, not only insists on them removing the rocks, but re-landscaping his yard at no cost. The contractor is stonewalling on the subject. He’d already taken it for granite that Danny would just keep the rocks and call it good.
My brother had a 125 lb part German shepherd named Ranger. The dog collected rocks and put them at the front door. I remember walking out the front door and tripping on them. Some of the rocks were large. It wrecked his teeth, but he was obsessed.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Poor Ozzie, in the window, is downcast because all his barking was for naught. They just barged up on the lawn like they owned the place, and dropped these enormous rocks! He could have told them they were at the wrong house if they had only asked.
DennisinSeattle almost 4 years ago
Hm, do you think we can get them to pay for them anyway?
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Actually Scooter sent them over there. They were supposed to drop the rocks in front of the door, thereby trapping Ozzie inside and allowing Scooter to romance Little Miss Millie High Maintenance in peace.
GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You’re supposed to say that after the wrecking ball goes through the house.
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It looks like the Ballard Street rock hopping club is going to have a new location to practice.
Plumbob Wilson almost 4 years ago
Somewhere, squirreled away in a box in the garage, I have a cartoon clipped from an ’80s era Playboy magazine of a construction crew in a 300 foot deep pit, with the foreman leaning over the edge shouting, “Stop digging! The plans were upside-down!”
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
Danny, suddenly boulder, not only insists on them removing the rocks, but re-landscaping his yard at no cost. The contractor is stonewalling on the subject. He’d already taken it for granite that Danny would just keep the rocks and call it good.
J Short almost 4 years ago
My brother had a 125 lb part German shepherd named Ranger. The dog collected rocks and put them at the front door. I remember walking out the front door and tripping on them. Some of the rocks were large. It wrecked his teeth, but he was obsessed.
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
Rock garden. I like it.
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
I believe little Ozzie looks on these guys as low-down, ornery bone claim-jumpers… ☺
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Scooter likes it.. so many more places for him to.. tinkle
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
The Neighborhood Geology Club is gonna be ecstatic.
DennisinSeattle almost 4 years ago
But they put those rocks on top of Ozzie’s buried bones!