Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 14, 2021

Joan wishes he would pursue it some other place.

Better than his other aspiration as a cross dresser.

I’ve seen better dressed salads.

As everybody noted, his window dressing leaves a lot to be desired. But at least he learned to dress himself.

Paul does not have much in the way of tools or supplies to dress windows. Give the man a chance!

Good ol’ masking tape!

♫ But would you like to swing on a star… ♫

1 star general store isn’t polaris.

There’s his problem. No dresses.

Last time he tried he got attested for indecent exposure.

Love his taps. I knew they had another name when I was a kid. Anybody?

♪♫ “When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are.” ♪♫

(Except Paul…) ㋡

It’s all about exposure at the beginning to get the word out.. have Joan stand naked in the window for a bit.

He was a window dresser but the neighbors got mad at him for getting dressed in the morning and called the police so he had to stop it.

I kind of miss those – I wonder if Amazon could come up with a virtual window? (I know – “use Windows” or” you are looking at one now”)

Mrs Paul seems very blasé, if not downright indifferent about Paul’s new career.

Paul could try dressing in the window. That would attract a lot of attention.