Bernie was raised in a very strait-laced household. Up at 6, school, dinner at 5:37, bed by 8:04. Nothing in-between but sitting and looking straight ahead. Sad, his sister ran away and joined the Circus at age 11. She’s the Bearded Lady.
Bernie is having a midlife crisis and wonders if he had made a wrong move back when he was a young boy. Seems to resolve about what to do in the back of a car..
oldpine52 over 3 years ago
Bernie is having trouble grasping the concept.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
I lost that book somewhere in my early childhood. Maybe I should have read it first.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bernie was raised in a very strait-laced household. Up at 6, school, dinner at 5:37, bed by 8:04. Nothing in-between but sitting and looking straight ahead. Sad, his sister ran away and joined the Circus at age 11. She’s the Bearded Lady.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
I don’t see “for dummies” on the cover of that book, but it should be there.
Farside99 over 3 years ago
What do the simple folk do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFZQr3JrpaI
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m glad at least someone around here is taking fun seriously.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago
First step, get out of that office and the monkey suit.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I hope his book explains the many diverse vocalized motor sounds.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s reading, “Take you hand and push the car. Isn’t that fun!”
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Apparently, you have to drive to get there…
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bernie is having a midlife crisis and wonders if he had made a wrong move back when he was a young boy. Seems to resolve about what to do in the back of a car..
wndflower1 over 3 years ago
i had fun!……………………………………….
once :(
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Step #1 -Get a toy car….
Graphicsdog over 3 years ago
Where can I get a copy? I know some folks that could use this book.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s gonna need a bigger book! :)
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s all it takes?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
More wrist action.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, he has the toy car. Now say, “Vrroom! vrroom!”