Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 15, 2021

This is so wrong on so many levels….Blaine now now has a size 24 neck and has to have his shirts custome made, and Scooter has lost the ability to walk. I think Animal Control should be apprised of this. Blaine’s cardboard inserts are nice and sharp tho..so there’s that.

Scooter, I hope you can direct Blaine enough to keep him out of traffic. And be sure to greet the neighbors!

Who’s walking who?

Scooter, Scooter, Scooter …

You’re never going to win Miss Millie High Maintenance that way.

The building and grounds maintenance guy at work used to bring in his dog Scooter, but that Scooter was a little terrier. He would move at about 50 miles an hour when he saw someone he liked (which was everyone), or when he sensed the possibility of a treat. He’s gone now; we miss him.

Win, win!

Master-Blainster…

Notice the bit of plant material sticking out of Scooter’s mouth, indicating laziness? ㋡

Reminds me of that old fable Milo and the calf. In this case the calf is replaced with a puppy. Blaine and the puppy.

The underside of a dog, on your face ? NO NO NO NO !

Looks a bit like a dog humping a football, this is not something the children on Ballard St, should see. Blaine should do his daily walks after dark.

Scooter just doesn’t look like himself. He’s usually full of vim and vinegar. I hope he’s not “sick as a dog.”

*ahem… where may a thirsty simian acquire a chilled adult beverage… pray tell..

I Love Scooter!!!

Wouldn’t that be just a walk, as it appears Blaine is the only one walking?

Scooter’s going for a free ride.

Blain’s pain in the neck is named Scooter.